Smuggling the Muse
“Why can’t I stay in the theater, or at the Abbey. The Abbey’s nice; it’s quiet.”
“Sorry, Henry, but you’re my muse and we have work to do in the City of Lady’s. This is where I need you.”
“I hate the dress!”
“Yeah, well, I’m not that comfortable either, but it’s the whole Christine Pizan thing I told you about. Just trying to blend in. And speaking of blending in—we’re going to look suspicious if you keep hugging the shadows,” I told him, as he dodged a circle of light spilling down from an old fashioned gas lamp. “Maybe it was a bad idea waiting until dark, at least in the daytime we could walk a straight line.”
Henry looked at me in horror and his blond wig quivered in distress. He mummbled something under his breath.
“Now what?” I was beginning to lose patience. Henry and I have worked on and off with each other for years. I try to overlook his timidity and moodiness but, there are times when it takes all my effort just to prop up his frail ego.
“Yyyy-you always say-aaay you’re honest! This is a llll-ie”
“Fine! Here’s my building. You want to go back? Leave! Go!”
“Bbbb-by myself?”
“Of course, by yourself! I have work to do, with or without you! Come on, Henry, don’t we always have fun with Enchanteur’s prompts? Remember the donkey ride? The times with Oreo and Tookie in the Abbey?”
He managed a weak smile. “I guess–sss, but what if they c-c-c-catch me?”
“Worse case scenario, we’ll be a little embarrassed, but I’m certainly not the first woman to smuggle a man into her apartment. Ah, good the elevator’s here. My apartment’s large and the living room couch pulls out so you’ll be quite comfortable. We both need to get a good night’s sleep for tomorrow’s walking tour. So, let’s see what Enchanteur’s current prompt is. Ah, the catacombs. That should be interesting . . . . Henry? Henry! Oh, darn, where are those smelling salts?”

Oh, this sounds like great fun is ahead! Can’t wait to read more! (Henry, straighten your skirt!)
kvwordsmith
June 23, 2008 at 3:54 pm
Ooh, I’m creeped out, but still curious. Good story.
Vi
woodnymph
June 23, 2008 at 4:04 pm
I love the idea of a male muse. I can’t wait to see what Henry comes up with.
Lori
June 23, 2008 at 7:59 pm
Just what I needed after AM’s creepy tale- a good laugh! Don’t be scared,Henry, we don’t bite (but the head hunters might…)
gailkav
June 23, 2008 at 10:51 pm
Whatever would make Henry think that a matriarchal city like the City of Ladies would be without men
The place is absolutely full of them. So he can come in disguise or be himself
Such fun Barbara.
Heather Blakey
June 23, 2008 at 11:07 pm
(: can you hear me giggling (: i enjoyed this scene.
pearlz
June 24, 2008 at 1:30 am
Henry will be so relieved, Heather! That is until the next bump in the road, when he will again go to pieces, lol.
porchsitter
June 24, 2008 at 2:05 pm
Herny is a bit faint of heart, isn’t he…Better not let him meet Anita Marie.
shewolfy728
June 24, 2008 at 6:55 pm
Got a kick out of this. Sonds like Henry needs some support.
thalia
June 25, 2008 at 1:34 am
Really great stuff, Barbara!
imogen88
June 25, 2008 at 12:43 pm
Henry’s a good sport (I went back and read his “introduction”, too)! I can’t wait to see what happens next.
jodhiay
July 5, 2008 at 6:19 pm